We built our house for LAN parties

(lanparty.house)

134 points | by fittingopposite 2 days ago

26 comments

  • kenty 4 minutes ago
    > How much did this cost? The 22 game machines (including monitors, cables, and peripherals) cost about $75,000 in total. The house overall was a 7-digit number.

    I needed like a minute to process this. These folks are privileged as hell. I understand that folks on HN are typically affluent but this is rich rich level.

  • pringk02 1 hour ago
    I'm not usually one to comment on other people's home decor but this house looks like living inside a generic office building. The board game room looks like somewhere you'd have a conference call. I'm somewhat fascinated. I can't imagine choosing to make your living space look like this willingly. And yet they have! So they must enjoy it and it must feel like home to them.
    • jasode 39 minutes ago
      >The board game room looks like somewhere you'd have a conference call.

      The author literally labeled that room the "Upstairs Office".

      The rest of the house (kitchen, living room, etc) that's not dedicated to LAN computers looks like a normal Euro/Scandinavian type of clean minimalism aesthetic which a lot of people like.

      My home currently has a lot of "traditional" style furniture and decorations hanging on the walls which some might call "warm & cozy". But others would disagree and think of it as "grandma's house" and as I've aged, I tend to agree. I'd like to eventually dial it back and redo the interior to be more minimalistic but I have other higher priorities than remodeling the house.

    • asdfsa32 15 minutes ago
      The will to do and the power to do does not mean well to do.
    • usrme 54 minutes ago
      Agreed. It's clear that the owners have considerable financial resources, but seemingly no one thought to hire an interior designer/architect to consider how the place looks or functions outside of the gaming aspect. If that's their style, then more power to them; it just seems incredibly generic and like wasted potential.
      • darkwater 51 minutes ago
        If you read TFA you will see that the house was architected by his father, an accomplished architect.
        • asdfsa32 5 minutes ago
          Did you look through the accomplishments? I don't mean to be crass but I like a bit of weight for "accomplished".

          I mean, the American Express office looks like a track stop or mall you will find along the highway.

        • quietbritishjim 21 minutes ago
          > Please don't comment on whether someone read an article. "Did you even read the article? It mentions that" can be shortened to "The article mentions that".
    • Gareth321 41 minutes ago
      I guess I'm boring because I really like it :-/ Maybe some cozier lighting/plants could be nice in the LAN/party spaces. I think the bones are pretty good. Just needs some finishing touches.
  • rob74 34 minutes ago
    > We have efficient heat pumps and solar panels, but it's still a disturbing amount of energy usage and something I'm trying to debug. Perhaps we have too many windows letting in too much sunlight...

    External window blinds work wonders with that - your AC doesn't have to work hard to get the heat out of the greenhouse you inadvertently built if you avoid the heat getting in in the first place. But yeah, these might be more widespread over here in Europe than in the US...

    • walthamstow 4 minutes ago
      I'm putting external shutters on my house in London this winter. This summer was crazy. I've never seen them further north than Barcelona.
    • subscribed 10 minutes ago
      Window blinds for the worst hours (can be angled so the sun doesn't enter but the view outside is retained), and solar reflective foil for the normal days. I'm still looking for the good, transparent matte coat for my exterior walls, but I've already cut some of the cooling power use via passive means.
  • jamiecurle 11 minutes ago
    > The cabinetry is just a bunch of wood, cut into fairly large pieces. Maybe a few screws and hinges. Whereas the computers in total contain more than a trillion transistors, each of which had to be carefully etched in the right spot connected correctly to all the others. A trillion! That's 1,000,000,000,000!

    Really cool house, but describing the cabinets as "bunch of wood, cut into fairly large pieces. Maybe a few screws and hinges" shows little understanding of what goes into building something like that.

    It's hard to tell from the pics if the cabinets are made of sheet goods with veneer or solid boards glued into panels. But at the very least, the trees need to be grown, they need to be managed, they need to be felled, sent to processing for sheet goods, dried and milled for solid wood. Even then you've got to get everything cut to size and square, then build the cabinets with all the specific sizes, then finish them, transport to site and install everything and the trim.

    It's two ends of the manufacturing scale. For transistors, you've got mass production at an impossibly difficult level of accuracy for a human and for cabinets you've got single production (at the install level) at very difficult level for a human.

    But again, very, very cool house. I especially like the cat doors but not nearly half as much as I imagine the cat does.

    • asdfsa32 1 minute ago
      > Really cool house, but describing the cabinets as "bunch of wood, cut into fairly large pieces. Maybe a few screws and hinges" shows little understanding of what goes into building something like that.

      I mean, the whole place looks like a cookie cutter office block. The lack of appreciation and want for good design goes far deeper.

  • swiftcoder 2 hours ago
    God, imagine having a big enough friend group as an adult to justify an 18-gaming-PC LAN. These folks are doing something right
    • ssl-3 1 hour ago
      We had LAN parties like that once upon a time when we had a space that supported it.

      Friends of friends would show up. Not everyone knew everyone else and this was fine. Cold drinks of every sort were available at the carry-out next door, and some would bring things to share. Donations were had for pizza or burgers (sometimes nowhere near enough donations, and sometimes more than plenty; it averaged OK). The social aspects of it really worked OK. Cleanup wasn't bad.

      The biggest problem was that the first ~couple of hours were spent getting all of the PCs connected, updated, and working properly-enough.

      By providing gaming stations, this dude has the big problem completely solved: All of these machines can be known to be on the same page when things start.

      (The second-largest problem -- the smell -- is a different issue entirely. It usually ramped up pretty well by the time the first problem was approaching being solved.)

    • cammikebrown 1 hour ago
      As a bartender, I have a bunch of friends, but none of them have the same night off!
    • senectus1 2 hours ago
      I... jeepers. I dont think i have enough friends for a 4 person LAN party in my adult life.

      nerd life seems to get lonelier the older you get.

      • MrDresden 2 hours ago
        I can't speak to your situation, but I know that in mine the main blocker for a LAN party with adult friends wouldn't be a lack of interest nor lack of friends (though I don't have a giant pool, and can't even count 18 people I'd be able to even suggest such a thing to) it would be lack of time due to other life responsibilities, that tend to increase as we get older.

        My solution has been to play boardgames remote using BoardgameArena[0].

        I usually have 2x turn based games going with two separate groups along with a dedicated chat channel, and then do 1-2 live evening sessions over video call with other groups. But all setup to be flexible and made to fit with the constraints of adult life, so sometimes we play and sometimes we reschedule.

        [0]: https://boardgamearena.com

      • Aeolun 1 hour ago
        This is why it is perfect to have two brothers and a brother-in-law. We can at least get the four of us together to do something. Pretty sure we could manage 8-12 with friends, but none of our houses would be big enough.
        • dcminter 1 hour ago
          > it is perfect to have two brothers and a brother-in-law

          This is difficult to arrange at short notice :)

      • swiftcoder 2 hours ago
        I'm more or less in your boat, but I also know several folks who play D&D or warhammer every weekend in big groups. It's kind of a choices-one-makes and where-one-lives deal, I think
        • voidUpdate 2 hours ago
          I shudder to think of an 18 person DND group... 5 is enough for me
      • embedding-shape 1 hour ago
        > nerd life seems to get lonelier the older you get.

        Nerds always thinks they're special :) This is the same for most people in the world.

  • yakkomajuri 10 minutes ago
    The lack of any decoration is what struck me.

    Otherwise really cool! Enjoyed the FAQ and appreciate the courage to put this out given the types of comments one receives online (see thread).

    The resumes are impressive :) didn't realize Kenton had created Cap'n Proto

  • tristanj 2 hours ago
    This LAN house was featured in a LTT video. There's an entire house walkthrough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97Y0MVUgjOw
  • Aboutplants 24 minutes ago
    The funnest part of this whole thing is the manual litter box, literally the worst part of having a cat, and it’s been solved through technology (litter robots). Everything in the house has tech, except the one thing that has you picking up actual shit every day.

    Zoom out buddy

    • Aachen 11 minutes ago
      You saw they addressed that at the bottom of the page?
    • crimsoneer 12 minutes ago
      "solved through technology" is an optimistic take on modern litter robots, in my experience ... I saw those as someone who has owned like 3 of them. Sometimes I realise I'm paying 500 bucks for an incredibly unreliable machine instead of spending 30 seconds of my day to scoop some poop and feel quite silly.
  • 28304283409234 1 hour ago
    The basement is awesome, but I would not feel cozy and welcome there. From the pictures it feels like any serverroom I've ever been into. Unwanted tips: Put some plants in there, some color, some wall-to-wall gaming art prints on the closet-doors and floors. <3
  • bayindirh 42 minutes ago
    Normal room: Integrated catwalk with cat doors to other cat places.

    Alright.

  • elAhmo 1 hour ago
    Wholesome read. These guys are enjoying life and I loved reading the FAQ in the end, as well as them acknowledging they are very lucky!
    • darkwater 47 minutes ago
      They are lucky, coming (at least Kenton) from a good family with money and, I surely believe, parents that pushed him in the right direction, helping him to fully develop his natural talents. And you definitely needed raw brain power (which is a natural gift) to join Google in 2005.
  • qsera 20 minutes ago
    Worried about if they could that no one asked if they should...
  • wizerno 3 hours ago
  • r0ckarong 2 hours ago
    I hope they invested similar money in their home security.
  • hajrice 29 minutes ago
    Great landing page! (if I can call it so?)
  • m4tthumphrey 58 minutes ago
    Just came here to say, everything about this is incredible. The house itself, the site, the FAQs but most of all, the attention that went into the cat's needs.

    11/10.

    We want(ed) to do something similar (re the cats needs) when renovating our house but just could never decide!

    • darkwater 43 minutes ago
      I have a "simple" PetSafe door which has a cat-chip controlled relay to open it, and our cat can just come and go whenever she wants, and she does her needs outside in our garden. Simple and effective and she lives the best of both worlds.
  • joaquincabezas 1 hour ago
    I recently landed (again) at this website while reading about Kenton Varda‘s work on Cloudflare workers. It was a nice “aha” moment!
  • Aeolun 1 hour ago
    I've seen this so many times, and every time it makes me smile. Especially the 'how the hell did we manage this' section.
  • Havoc 1 hour ago
    Ngl having a house with a hot side for rack cooling sounds like homelab fun
  • bhtru 2 hours ago
    Dude this is so freaking cool.

    Especially the cat entrances / infra to allow them access throughout the home and while human doors are closed. Would love to see a cat POV via an action cam of them running through the home.

    • bitwize 1 hour ago
      At the former apartment, my office/work area had an opening to the living area high on the wall that might've been for a window, or something. My cat spent a lot of time staring at that opening. Not just the opening itself, but he'd work his way backwards, along some exposed AC ducting (it was a loft with 20' ceilings), trying to plot a route from the floor over the ducting to the hole. If we'd had a high enough shelf in the living area he would have gotten in.
  • Igrom 2 hours ago
    (2024)
  • lifestyleguru 2 hours ago
    Rich people are rich, ok I get it.
    • vincnetas 1 hour ago
      "This house has normal parts, too!" got me triggered :) Yeah our "normal" house : swimming pool (heated by servers?), panoramic view, guest room bigger than my whole house, roof deck, 30-mile view...
    • greggsy 1 hour ago
      They’re a pretty accomplished couple if you read their bio.
      • Aeolun 1 hour ago
        Yeah, but not so much that it's not relatable.
      • lifestyleguru 1 hour ago
        Behind every accomplished person stands an accomplished parent.
        • kev009 1 hour ago
          Definitely an accomplished architect, there are a lot of fine construction details in these photos. So much that it makes the IT/low voltage installation look like a hack job.
    • shotgan 1 hour ago
      I came here to say exactly the same XD
  • alpineman 45 minutes ago
    Late stage capitalism
    • yonran 18 minutes ago
      I disagree. This is the good part of capitalism. In an ideal world, a custom-designed housing unit should be achievable by anyone in the upper middle class. The combined property tax rate in Austin is around 1.8%-2.5% (according to https://lrgrealty.com/lrg-blog/property-taxes-in-austin-tx/), which is decently high and supports the community. ChatGPT says that they paid $52,142 in property taxes for 2025 on an assessed value of $3M.

      In my opinion, the only immoral part of this is the “million dollars in profit” on the house in Palo Alto that he left which the author himself called out as ridiculous. This unearned increment is thanks to Palo Alto’s exclusionary zoning and Proposition 13’s low property taxes (around 1.25% at acquisition, but much lower for long-term investors). ChatGPT says that the author paid $11k/year and the new owner now pays $28k/year for the Palo Alto house now assessed at $2.3M.

  • rustysnail 21 minutes ago
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  • temp0826 47 minutes ago
    "Invite only", ok I get they're rich but I wonder about the airbnb potential for recouping some of that cost.
    • subscribed 14 minutes ago
      And having to restore everything (this is a house with personal items, not a loaner, anonymous flat) if someone trashes it?

      Naah, even a small risk is unacceptable in such case.